"But let me tell you,
If you ever mix a 25-year-old single malt
of mine with Hawaiian Punch again,
I'm putting you up for adoption immediately."
House of Lies
[regarding a piece of lettuce]
Dori: "Try it. Just a mouthful."
Ori: "I don't like green food."
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
My master made me this collar.
He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar
so that I may speak.
Squirrel!
[looks to distance for a few seconds]
My master is good and smart ...
Doug: Up