"But let me tell you,
If you ever mix a 25-year-old single malt
of mine with Hawaiian Punch again,
I'm putting you up for adoption immediately."
House of Lies
[regarding a piece of lettuce]
Dori: "Try it. Just a mouthful."
Ori: "I don't like green food."
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
My master made me this collar.
He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar
so that I may speak.
Squirrel!
[looks to distance for a few seconds]
My master is good and smart ...
Doug: Up
In a special mix of incompetence and evil,
Trump has combined his disastrous
implementation of 1930s tariff policies
with Stalinesque targeting of
political adversaries.
The 2020 election wasn’t stolen
and speaking the truth is only a crime
in countries ruled by tyrants.
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